RINRIN ne   RANRAN ne
kyuuen-teki Neko Hanten ne
RINRIN ne   RANRAN ne
ouen-teki SHANPUU-anego

Linlin, Ranran
The rescuing Neko Hanten
Linlin, Ranran
Helpful older sister Shampoo!

saikou-teki ryouri   jinsoku-teki demae
anshin-teki nedan   bijin-teki kanban musume

Supreme cooking, speedy delivery,
relaxing price, beautiful draw girls

manpuku-teki Ranma   yakkai-teki MUUSU
anraku-teki o-baba [kanji: KORON]   kanki-teki SHANPUU-anego [aiyaa!]

Satiated Ranma, annoying Mousse,
comforting Cologne, delightful older sister Shampoo

watashira futari no gattai-teki katsuyaku de
donburi karei ni chuumau yo

We two acting as one,
splendidly spinning porcelain bowls in the air!

[aiyaa!]
[o-kyaku-san, chan-to ukeru yoroshii!]
[yoroshii!]

[Aiyaa!]
[Customer, catch it well, please!]
[Please!]

RINRIN ne   RANRAN ne
kyuuen-teki Neko Hanten ne
RINRIN ne   RANRAN ne
ouen-teki SHANPUU-anego

Linlin, Ranran
The rescuing Neko Hanten
Linlin, Ranran
Helpful older sister Shampoo!