Oyaji wa ii yo na 
 Betsu ni panda no mama demo 
 Saakasu haireba 
 Tachimachi ninki mono da ze

  Pops, he's gonna be all right 
  Even if he stays as a panda 
  If he enters the circus 
  He'll surely be a hit

 Onna wa iya da kedo 
 Buta ya ahiru yori wa mashi 
 Fuzaketa taishitsu 
 Sore demo naoshitai ze

  I hate being a girl 
  But it's better than being a pig or a duck 
  It's a ridiculous situation 
  Or I'd like to fix it

 Konna karada ni dare ga shita 
 Nannichuan wo sagashite kure yo 
 Haruka Chuugoku Chinhai-Shou 
 Nannichuan ni wataritee

  Who's responsible for this body of mine 
  Please find the Spring of Drowned Man 
  Faraway China Ministry of Chinghai 
  I want to get to the Spring of Drowned Man

 Oyaji Oyaji Oyaji Oyaji... 

  Pops Pops Pops Pops