[ha!  tsuyoi yo!  he!  ta!  Ranma no baka!

ha!  Strong!  he!  Strike!  Idiot Ranma!]

honto ni antatte   mattaku antatte
tonikaku antatte   baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka baka baka]

Honestly, you!  Really, you!
Anyway, you're an idiot, aren't you? idiot, idiot
dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dummy dummy]

doo yuu tsumori na no   dattara nan na no
eei!   uttoushii   baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka baka ba]

What you were planning to do?
Huh?  You're a bothersome idiot aren't you? idiot, idiot
dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dummy dum]

san gatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri   go gatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai   suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anta ippen shinde koi!

March 3rd is Girl's (lit: Doll's) Day;
May 5th is Boy's (lit: Children's) Day.
Tell me clearly whether you're a boy or girl.
Tell me clearly whether you like me or not.
Drop dead!

ue kara yonde mo   baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
shita kara yonde mo   baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]

Even from above, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
Even from below, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy [my dum]

[???  ha!  tsuyoi yo!

???  ha!  Strong!]

urusai no yo antatte   narenareshii antatte
nani yo!   hajishirazu baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba

Shut up you!  You're being too friendly!
What?  You're a shameless idiot, aren't you? idiot, idiot
dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum

san gatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri   akari o tsukemasho bonbori ni *
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai   suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anna hentai okotowari

March 3rd is Girl's Day; 
Tell me clearly whether you're a boy or girl.
Tell me clearly whether you like me or not.
I'll reject a (sex-changing) pervert like him.

migi kara yonde mo   baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
hidari kara yonde mo   baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]

Even from the right, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
Even from the left, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]

yasashii, ii ko ni konya mo narenai kedo...

I can't become, even tonight, a nice, sweet girl, but ...

[datte, ???

Because ???]

san gatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri   hatchi gatsu yooka wa FUJI TEREBI 
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai   suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
warukatta wa ne bukiyou de!

March 3rd is Girl's Day; August eighth is Fuji TV (Day).
Tell me clearly whether you're a boy or girl.
Tell me clearly whether you like me or not.
Well, excuse me for being clumsy!

yoko kara yonde mo   baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]
tate kara yonde mo   baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba [ka ba]

Even from side to side, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]
Even top to bottom, you're a dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dum [my dum]

[SANKYUU BEBII
Akane, soko made iwanakute mo

Thank you, baby!
Akane, you didn't need to say that.]